I’d like to teach the world, how ’bout you?

“I’d like to teach the world…”

One of my childhood memories that still can evoke a warm fuzzy or two is that of the Coca-Cola commercial singing the song, “I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.” Since I’m still a starving musician, I can’t live up to the latter half of the promise of the lyrics, but I certainly would like to teach the world at least one thing when it comes to “singing” when it comes to pointing a finger or mouse at something that just ain’t right.

The odds of anyone truthfully on the payroll of the FBI composing a document such as this as well as getting authority to release it, is microscopic. Could “Robert S. Mueller III” have been the individual who authorized its release? 50/50 starting point, but wishful thinking allows for the idea that their public statement alleging to someone other than their Organization being the writer of this leading script designed to miss the linguistics marks typically embedded in their formal communications, while substituting a previously identified template associated with endeavors such as identity theft, property theft and other issues covered by other independent sources.

The moment your signal leaves the GPS arena known as the United States of America on the GPS map, there are even less documented rules, regulations and recorded reactions to those who continue to be victimized by these types of storylines.

So I’m hoping to teach the world to not follow links embedded in emails that associate in some form an “Official” government and some bank stating that they matched you out of millions, if not billions of records, as being the “legitimate” claimant of some sort of financial windfall.

Your response might wind up falling into the hands of those who want to use your identity for purposes other than what was originally stated in the email!

Defend. Deter. Detect. Act. That’s another one of my many mottos…it’s a slight deviation from the official US Party Line of Detect. Deter. Defend. which I’ll get into on another entry.

Instead, through the application of not always direct-connect evidence trails, this is but one of millions, if not billions of storylines being sent to IP addresses in a game of severely augmented Battleship meets Risk on a 3 dimensional tic-tac-toe playing field with marbles as the markers to be used on the playing field itself.

Maybe I should try teaching the world a different song to sing with these trips down one Valatrax Segway, where the truth is only a phone call away…

or in this instance, a push of the “publish” button away.

Valerie “The Possible Possessor of an Illusionary $10 Million Dollars” Martin
Via the Valatrax Segway
A Segment of The Esoteric Tiger Network

P.S It is not common for me to copy/paste materials I explore, however there was no other interface available that would allow me to place comments at specific points in the email I received and I’ve done my best to clean the formatting without losing the integrity of the content.

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Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA.

RE: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in
conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in
the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with of Bank of Africa (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening
through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and
have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and
hitch free from all fact and of which you have the lawful right to
claim your fund without any further delay.

Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in
dealing with the United Bank of Africa office accordingly, as we will
be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the
Executive Director of the Uinted Bank of Africa, in the person of Mr
Tony Elumelu along with some of the top officials of the Ministry
regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has
been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim.

They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is
that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to
scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the
Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan
C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to
them all the necessary documentation?s evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars.), but the United Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information?s which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must
have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them
from the United Bank of Africa, to be very careful prior to this
irregularities so that they don’t fall victim to this ugly
circumstance.

And should incase you are already dealing with anybody or office
claiming to be from the United Bank of Africa, you are further advised
to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the United Bank of Africa (UBA) only with the below information?s accordingly:

NAME: MR TONY ELUMELU (MFR)
OFFICE ADDRESS: United Bank of Africa,
COOPERATE BUILDING
U.B.A HOUSE, 57 MARINA,
P.O.BOX 2406 ,LAGOS NIGERIA

TEL: +234-1-4180000
+234-8039214871

Email: unitedbnkofafrica.remittance@live.com

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn’t come from the
above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied
to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons.

Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the United Bank of Africa
office immediately with the above email address and request that they
attend to your payment file as directed so as to enable you receive
your contract fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as
that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to
the transfer of your fund to you as designated.

Also have in mind that the United Bank of Africa equally have their own
protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay
could be very dangerous.

Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email
address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary
information?s which they may require from you prior to the release of
your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were
contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with
them as you proceed so you don’t have anything to worry about.

All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be
on track with you and the United Bank of Africa. Without wasting much
time,will want you to contact them immediately with the above email
address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without
any further delay as time is already running out.

Should in case you need any more information?s in regards to this
notification,feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more
as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been
completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as
stated.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly
await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Email: fbi.wiretap@live.com

The mental notes that crossed my mind:

1. Anyone can copy/paste the address from a variety of portals. I wonder why there’s a period, or dot at the end of the initials “USA”…

2. In review of this email, there is no continuity between what the subject header signaled was to be enclosed (including the implication that the reader somehow reached out to them first with the inclusion of the “re:”, which is typically the default text added to any email generated from clicking “Reply” and what actually is talked about.

3. In the Era of Automated Censorship, to have their official organizational designation reduced to lower caps makes this a 50.1/49.9…what are the odds of someone wanting it to read this way versus the odds it was oversight?

4. If I was really disturbing that many “Global intelligence monitoring networks,” I’m not thinking I’d be receiving an email trying to persuade me to “participate.”

5. The 4th, 5th and perhaps even 6th Rail of Politics here in America is the banter between just how much authority this governmental hierarchy can play with when it comes to combating whatever issues our nation faces at this level of multi-jurisdictional conflict. I sensed it was being used to help coax the reader into taking the reality of our tracking systems and using it as a means to coax away a readers ability to “Just Say No” to checking out the deal.

6. Can I say sarcastically while flying the flag of an economic artist that there is no such thing as 100% genuine when it comes to political distinctions or should I just point out that even Corporate America knows how impossible it is to offer 100% “genuine” anything, let alone a promise of $10 million dollars if one just leaves the GPS space known as the United States of America and acknowledges they are the rightful recipients of such funds?

7. “Hitch free”! WOW! Now that would be a feat that would have hit the business media over a year ago when I first received this particular message! I wonder why Budweiser didn’t go with a “Hitch Free” economic strategy rather than the “Blue Ocean” tactic…nothing is free of hitches, glitches, bubbles and burps when it comes to the transference of wealth via technology versus face-to-face banking transactions.

8. Well, it might be possible they weren’t personally monitoring my digital communications prior to this particular email, but it’s highly unlikely if this were true. Remember the AOL debacle where they posted synthetic data on over half a million people’s search habits? Someone wrote a play based on that event and it wasn’t even “The Government” monitoring people’s virtual travels in the first place. That was done in Orwell’s “1984” decades ago.

9. I get a kick out of this one only because by this time in the letter, I’m already pretty confident that someone is trying to impersonate the holder of FBI and United Bank of Africa authority by camouflaging their impersonation by pointing the finger at meaningless titles such as “Executive Governor” and “the Central Bank office.” Add to this no references to any web sites for more information. The reader has to copy/paste these various elements, drop them into a search engine, and then the sender gets to wonder just how much influence the game show “To Tell the Truth” had on one certain generation in particular…

10. The only person I can think of that refers to any United States citizen as a “dear” or a “darling” is Lou Dobbs and I’ve only heard him use the term “darling” to reference only one individual. Be wary of patronage as if it was a reverse warning, sort of like a tone of sarcasm as I heard here.

11. If you have reason to think you really are in “trouble” and that this kind of evasive direct-connect is a red, white and blue flag since the FBI would have no problem if you called their main switchboard and told them you wanted authentication of such a financial possibility being legitimate and that it really did originate from somewhere within their internal organizational chart.

12. The removal of the letter “a” from the word “bank” in the right-hand portion of this email helps complete the “2 strikes you’re not legit” Match. Standing by itself means nothing. Gathered until the classification of “preponderance of evidence,” the odds of the FBI being the Originator is lowered significantly by this point.

13. The email with the @fbi.gov or the one that says @live.com…Which is the Official one? I’m confused, but what else is new? LOL!